my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
Kiddo in his white coat (~‾⌣‾)~
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
Ciel PhantomhiveSmile || Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus ep 3
when u make a mistake
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions